Abe faces tough questions with his usual aplomb

Following this week’s exploration of the subject of the infamous tattoos—why they’re likely not real, how they exemplify Abe’s habit of claiming unwarranted expertise, and why Ella didn’t seem to notice that the fathers of her three children were, er, genitally decorated—we thought we’d take our theories on the road, and run them past Abraham Christie.

As one of our readers has pointed out, when faced with difficult questions, Abe “goes all hemp nemesis goo goo poo poo race is not for the swift bollocksy gibberish”, but still, we were curious. What would he say when confronted with this huge glaring gap in the hoax he and Ella had so lovingly concocted?

We decided to start with Ella’s interview video of 9 March 2017:

We led off with an easy one:

Free the Hampstead 2, could you please tell us about the tattoos RD and WD had? I assume they had them, as they were allegedly members of this multi-generational cult. I’m interested in the specifics of this, as I don’t recall hearing any detailed descriptions from the kids.

Polite, just a simple request for information.

Granted, this question was followed by two more, in rapid succession. First, Spiny Norman:

Perhaps Abe would be kind enough to explain why his hand is clearly in shot making those drawings that were supposedly made by RD’s children.

And then TorkGirl8:

Well said, Snake. She knew both of them well, so she should have seen them. Although, she didn’t seem to notice any injuries on the children either, when she was inserting enema tubes in their behinds, which I’m sure she would have, considering her and Abe said the children were being abused by the so-called cult since they were babies. Perhaps she’s the most unobservant woman on the planet? Nah.. more likely, is that there were no tattoos and no injuries on the children other than the ones inflicted by her and Abraham.

And then…we waited. It took nearly a full day, but finally Abraham answered, exactly as predicted:

Hemp nemesis goo goo poo poo race is not for the swift bollocksy gibberish.

Oh, all right. Not quite, but very nearly:

Straw clutching drowning “man”. YOU and your PEDOSODOMITE CHILD TRAFFICKING, CHILD MURDERING VAMPIRIC ILK have been exposed due to the courage of [redacted] and [redacted]. FREE THE HAMPSTEAD 2 FREE [redacted] AND [redacted].

So now we’re vampires? Live and learn. Still, that didn’t seem to us like much of an answer, so Snake tried again:

You’re not answering my question, Abe. What have you got to hide? TELL US ABOUT THE TATTOOS!!

No answer.

This lack of response (well, coherent response at least) was beginning to concern us. Could it be that ol’ Slick-tongued Abe just didn’t know what to say? So we tried again:

Snake led off:

Abe, I think it’s time you told us a bit more about the tattoos…especially those that were on RD and Mr Draper. You had the children claim that “399 of 400” alleged abusers had demonic/monster tattoos on their genitals. And the “cult” was supposed to be multi-generational and life-long. So RD and Mr D. must have had ginormous tattoos on their privates, correct?

So inquiring minds want to know: WHY DID ELLA NOT NOTICE THESE IMAGES, despite having been intimate with both men for long periods of time? Why did she not question what they were? When the children talked about the tattoos, why did she not say, “Oh yes, I’ve seen those, here’s what they looked like”?

You have stated on your blog that “if the children were lying about the abuse, investigation into these marks may have supported that”. So go ahead, Abe and Ella: TELL US ABOUT THE TATTOOS!

Lizzy Borden chimed in:

Come, come Abe, no need to be so coy.

After a four-hour interval, Snake tried again:

Hmm. No answer. Cat got your tongue, Abe? Come on, you can do better than this, old man. Tell us all about the tattoos that Ella didn’t notice! We’re dying to know how that happened.

A full day later, and still nothing. Undeterred, Snake gave it another shot:

Still don’t want to discuss this, Abe? Your loyal followers must be wondering what’s up with that.

So I’ll ask again: Why didn’t Ella notice that the fathers of her three children, whom she claimed were not just in the cult but the “boss” and “financier” of it, had very large, very noticeable demonic/monster tattoos on their dangly bits?

She would have seen these between 20 and nine years ago, but in all of your long descriptions of the alleged tattoos, she never mentions that she saw them before, or wondered what they were. Why not? It’s a simple question. We’re sure you must have a simple explanation…right?

Come on, Abe…TELL US ABOUT THE TATTOOS!

We’ve since asked this same question on several other videos on the “Free the Hampstead 2” YouTube channel, just in case Abe wasn’t paying attention to this one. We wanted to give him a fair chance to explain himself, but so far we’ve heard not a bit of gibberish from his direction.

Our challenge to the Hoaxtead True Believers

Since we seem unable to get Abe to answer this question, we hereby challenge those who believe in the Hampstead Baby-Eating Cult to ask Abe yourselves: Did Ella notice the demonic/monster tattoos on RD’s and Mr Draper’s nether regions? If not, why not? And if she did notice, why has she said nothing about it?

Will Abe come up with a satisfactory explanation? Or will he go all “hemp nemesis goo goo poo poo race is not for the swift bollocksy gibberish”?

If the latter, we believe you will have your answer.

p.s. If you don’t want to ask Abe these questions, you might want to ask yourself what’s stopping you. Are you afraid of what you might learn? Again, this should tell you something.