Despite the recent spate of videos featuring Ella describing her terrible plight to a new audience of gullible nitwits, things have been a bit tight financially for Ella and Abe lately.
We have heard rumours that Ella is no longer in receipt of her monthly stipend from her ex-husband, and hasn’t been for some time; and in her last interview, chickens could be heard clucking in the background. So much for raw veganism, then. Not to mention the concept of the much vaunted all-hemp all-the-time diet—we suppose that had to wear thin at some point, even for “Papa Hemp”.
Speaking of thin, Ella’s looking a bit on the scrawny side these days, isn’t she?
Aside from those chickens, though, Abe and Ella have been dropping not-too-subtle hints about their current financial crisis. Like this video, for example:
It’s nothing new, really: just one of the illegally released police interview videos, with a couple of new tags added—”Pizzagate” (which is irrelevant now that people are calling it “Pedogate”; do try to keep up, Abe) and “Masonic Mind Controlled” rather than the earlier “Trauma-based Mind Controlled”.
But hark! What’s this we see in the description section:
After the usual bilge about the “courageous brother and sister” who were “unlawfully kidnapped” (has Abe been speaking to Deborah MaddyMoo?), there’s the begging bowl pitch:
As many of you might know our ‘Free the Hampstead 2’ campaign pages were taken down both on Generosity, Patreon and GoFundme [“Both” implies two, shurely—Ed.]
For the more reliable way to contribute towards the campaign to free [redacted] and [redacted] consider direct transfer via ‘send friends/family’ option on PayPal (firstname.lastname@example.org) (sic).
Aside from the fact that Ella was too stoned to spell her own surname correctly, it’s pretty clear from this that the gruesome twosome are in desperate straits, thanks to all our readers who jumped aboard and helped take down their illegal funding sites. Given that this last video was posted on 30 April, and has seen only a measly 231 viewers and 26 comments, we expect the donations aren’t exactly pouring in.
Gosh, perhaps this will encourage Abe and Ella to return to the UK, where at least they stand a chance of having three squares a day…even if much of that will be porridge.