We don’t often hear from Kristen Elizabeth, the Canadian artist / fabric shop lady who aided and abetted Charlotte Ward’s Hamster Research blog until its long-overdue demise in October 2015. Kristen was assigned to run the blog’s Twitter feed, where she has continued to pop up and spout gibberish from time to time under the profile name @HampsteadR.
These days she’s mostly keen on pushing the moribund Piece-a-hate hoax, but she’s also been known to put in a good word or two for Angela Power-Disney and her bizarre and unsubstantiated allegations against Ella Draper:
CHASING RAINBOWS …Adventures, Anomolies & Answers with ANGIE; especially at 33 minutes, onward. https://t.co/YnBqiHp3EN
— Hampstead Research (@HampsteadR) January 26, 2017
So it was no surprise to see that Kristen had posted the following on Angela’s Facebook page yesterday:
This little convo reveals a few things, but it also raises a number of questions:
Was Kristen Elizabeth dropped on her head as a child?
First, we were aware that Charlotte was siding with Angela regarding her allegations that Ella had participated in making a child sexual abuse video—allegations that Kristie Sue and her posse roundly reject, opting instead for the “Ella was a wonderful mother” myth. That particular fight has been going on for months, to our great entertainment—and it probably should have been obvious that Kristen Elizabeth would be in there slugging away at Kristie Sue. (By the way, North American parents, would you mind not naming all your female children some variation on “Kristen [insert middle name here]”? It’s like all Australians naming their boys “Bruce”. Thanks awfully.)
But how anyone, even people with IQs lower than their shoe sizes, could possibly suspect our friend Sheva Burton of running Kristie Sue Costa’s “Believe the Children” Twitter account, completely escapes us. It’s almost as ludicrous as the idea that she runs this blog.
Sheva is a valued commenter on our blog, and has been a loyal and dedicated supporter for a very long time, but she has shared here that her technical apparatus is badly in need of upgrading. Last we heard, she was using a television remote controller in lieu of a keyboard. Frankly, it’s a testament to her persistence and dedication that she manages to post anything at all, let alone run a second Twitter page for Kristie Sue Costa, who has maligned her in public many times.
Kristen Elizabeth’s comment does make us wonder whether she’s the original source of the rumours that Sheva runs both this blog and Kristie Sue’s whatever-that-thing-is, and that Kristie Sue is a government agent of some sort. Okay, that last bit is actually pretty funny when we think about it. Can’t wait to hear KSC’s frothing-at-the-mouth denial, which we’re sure will be coming soon.
Kristen Elizabeth has reproduced?
We did learn a few things we hadn’t known before from Kristen Elizabeth’s comment to Angie: for one thing, we had no idea that Kristen has a son. We sincerely hope he’s not a minor child, as the thought of any impressionable youngster being exposed to Kristen’s particular brand of lunacy is horrifying, to put it mildly.
Her alleged offspring gets trolled?
Then again, if her son is being trolled (and we can guarantee that if this is the case it’s not by us, since we had no idea of his purported existence until today), we wonder whether he’s adopted his mother’s deranged view of the world. We shudder to think.
Ultimately, Kristen Elizabeth is a very minor figure in the overall Hoaxtead scene, but we’d like to thank her for this interesting insight into the ongoing battle between Ella’s worshippers and her detractors. Sometimes you really do learn more from the little people.