A brief history of the Sooper Seekrit Facebook Group(s)

In the midst of Friday Nite at the Fights over on Alan Alanson’s Facebook page last week, the Hoaxtead mobsters offered us a fascinating glimpse into the machinations and politicking behind the two Sooper Seekrit Facebook Groups. We’ve referred to the groups frequently here, since He Who Must Not be Named blabbed about them more than a year ago, and we sent a friend over to investigate on our behalf.

But we found it interesting to hear about how they originated, from a couple of Hoaxtead mobsters’ viewpoints:

According to Angela Power-Disney, Kristie Sue Costa “BAMBOOZLED her way into Hampstead Research (the blog) and acted like a self appointed boss”. At some point during the summer of Hamster Research’s mercifully brief heyday, APD says, Kristie Sue and Maria MacMahon “PRESSURISED Jacqui Farmer in to having a facebook (sic) presence”. Then they set up the group H RES for Jacqui…after which they tossed her out of her own group.

While this sounds to any normal, reasonably well-adjusted person like the behaviour of paranoid nutters, according to APD it’s indicative of both Kristie Sue and Maria, not to mention Sonya Van Gelder, being “highly trained government operatives skilled in taking over groups and campaigns and steering the narrative usually resulting in attacks on GENUINE campaigners and survivors”—of which APD is one. Obviously.

(Question: why is everyone who does anything the conspirasheep don’t like, a “highly trained government operative”? Those of us who collaboratively run this blog have been tagged with that label as well, but try as we might, we have no recollection of having been “highly trained” in anything. Well, with the exception of Ruby the 47-year-old office cat, whom we trained to use her litter tray. But that was a very long time ago….)

Right, where were we?

Oh yes, the Ebil Kristie Sue and Maria had lured Jacqui Farmer (aka Charlotte Ward) into using Facebook, where they first created a group for her and then whipped it out from under her, like one of those magicians who can deftly extract a tablecloth from under a fully set table without so much as breaking a wine glass. No one explains why this was done, so we must assume they were just fucking with her. We can sort of understand the temptation, to be honest.

Hands up, everyone who thinks that there is no way in hell that Kristie Sue will allow APD’s version of events to stand unchallenged? Right you are! And hang onto your hats, it’s a long ‘un.

Okay, so in her preamble, Kristie Sue wants us all to know that no one, but no one puts Kristie Sue in the corner. Or feeds her information. (Even though Natey Satan most definitely did, but never mind.)

According to Kristie Sue, she did not “BAMBOOZLE” her way into Hamster Research, she merely posted a few comments. Per hour. And more on Sundays. Most of us remember her most vividly for her gaudy avatar, which she nicked from a “Git Yer Cheep Wigs Heer” internet site, and sometimes it seemed as though she was posting on Hamster Research more often than Charlotte was. But let us not split hairs, nylon or otherwise. Perhaps she doesn’t think of that as “acting like a self-appointed boss”. Who knows?

In any case, according to Kristie Sue, Charlotte was running a “limited hangout” (troofer-speak for “a form of propaganda in which a selected portion of a scandal, criminal act, sensitive or classified information, etc. is revealed or leaked, without telling the whole story”). Ooh, bad, bad Charlotte!

Anyhoo…according to Kristie Sue, in November 2015 Charlotte took over her “In Support of Ella Gareeva and her Children” Facebook group, and then proceeded to discredit Kristie Sue (not difficult, we’re sure). To justify this claim, Kristie Sue quotes a scholarly article by Abraham Christie, who as we all know is in possession of an “honorary PhD” which he received from a neighbour many years ago—apparently she made a habit of bestowing them upon people with her PhD Magic Fairy Wand, and Abe happened to be standing a bit too close that day.

The HRES group was started in late November, we recall; and by late December 2015 it was already coming apart at the seams. Probably the result of trying to crowd too many paranoid and/or narcissistic and/or intellectually challenged people into a single group, we should think.

We hope both these groups had revolving doors, to accommodate the comings and goings of disgruntled troofers.

Funny how they seem to spend all their time slagging one another and discovering shills, agents, and BAMBOOZLERS in their midst, whilst we at Hoaxtead Research have sailed merrily along, more or less conflict-free. Sure, we’ve witnessed minor spats from time to time, but nothing like what the troofers seem to consider part of normal living. No doubt in their eyes that cements our reputation as FBI / MI5 / MI6 / GCHQ / MOSSAD / etc., since only “highly trained agents” could get along as well as this, without having coups every couple of weeks, and Maoist-style purges on a monthly basis.

Either that, or they’re all just mad as several boxes of highly agitated frogs. We’ll let you be the judge.