We’ve been noticing for some time now that Abe and Ella seem to have adapted quite nicely to their new childless state, and why wouldn’t they? Ella always viewed her children as a burden, and if she hadn’t been pathologically livid with RD for having dared to leave her, she’d probably have been quite happy to offer him custody from the outset.
We’ve tried to explain this to the Hampstead SRA hoax believers, but they seem unable to grasp it. However, we think Ella’s latest posts on her own Facebook page make things exceedingly clear:
What are Ella’s real priorities?
Her looks, first and foremost:
“Thank you, Lara, this is actually my older picture, I look even better now :)”.
We’re sure this will be a huge comfort to all the Hoaxtead mobsters who’ve staked their reputations on Ella’s integrity and dedication to her children. Oh, but wait! She mentions them…sort of:
Couldn’t post the most recent photo because of the serious legal case that involved in.
Seriously? She thinks she’s still involved in a “serious legal case”? The IPCC report is done and dusted; she’s been denied custody of her children; she’s on the run in Spain. There’s no legal case, serious or otherwise.
Now, if the UK police were trying to extradite her and Abe, that might be a “serious legal case”. It might even justify her rather lame excuse of not posting a more current picture for legal reasons. But until we learn that that is happening, we vote “nope”.
Here’s the kicker though:
“But following what I was doing in my health studies I learnt an incredible ancient modernised system of nutrition which reverses process of ageing. Accelerated rejuvenation!”
Now, if that doesn’t sound like the lead-in to a snake oil pitch, we don’t know what does.
And compare and contrast with Abe’s latest comment:
Soooo…putting two and two together, we think it’s safe to assume that Abe and Ella have washed their hands of those pesky kids and are ready to launch their new “eternal life AND eternal youth” product: “FRESH, RAW CANNABIS JUICE, incorporating the seeds leaves and flowers”.
Well, colour us surprised.
It does occur to us, though: when Abe and Ella first met, it was via their shared interest in raw foods and juicing. Too bad they didn’t stick to that, rather than dragging an entire community through two years of hell just to satisfy their own narcissistic needs.