Anyone ever wonder whatever happened to “Jacqui Farmer”, aka Charlotte Alton Ward, aka Belinda’s Little Mouthpiece? There was a time when you couldn’t turn sideways without stepping in another of her faux-obsequious venom-laden posts on the late and not-at-all-lamented Hamster Research blog.
She closed that blog nearly a year ago, amid speculation that Belinda’s pay cheques had begun to bounce; and then she was quiet for a month or two. She turned up briefly in a Facebook fracas involving David Shurter, Maria MacMahon, and Olu Essien Popoola, and then bobbed back below the surface, to no one’s very great disappointment.
Now she’s made another reappearance, this time on JC’s Facebook page, using yet another cloying ‘JF’ name—Jeanette Flowers. (“Jacqui Farmer”, for those who might not know, was her ever-s0-witty play on her Dutch boyfriend’s name, Jacco de Boer…in English, Jack Farmer. We’ll pause to let you wipe away the tears of mirth.)
We noticed that she’d addressed her latest rant to some of her former Hoaxtead mob buddies, and that she had made it visible only to a select audience—presumably to keep it away from our prying eyes. Well, that worked like a bloody charm, didn’t it?
Anyhoo…here’s Charlotte’s latest. Is it just us, or does she sound even more desperately demented than in the past?
We’ve known for some time that Charlotte and Kristie Sue Costa got along like nitro and glycerine; but it’s interesting to see some of the fractures in the Hoaxtead mob spelled out so clearly.
HRes, aka the Sooper Seekrit Facebook Groop™, has long been a place where Hoaxtead egos go to battle to the death. We receive sporadic reports on the shenanigans there, some of which are mildly amusing but not really newsworthy; but now, it seems that someone named Debbie Ann Woods posted our little “wanted” list there, which proves…that she’s working with us?
Nice theory, if we had any idea who Debbie Ann was. But never mind, the paranoia is strong with these ones. Apparently mentioning our blog’s name within the sacred precincts of the Sooper Seekrit Facebook Groop™ is enough to provoke cries of “Witch! Witch!”
Or in Charlotte’s case, “Luciferian! Luciferian!” Sadly, that doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
Oh, and fascinating to hear Charlotte admit that she no longer trusts Sabine! Now there’s a turnabout for the books: last we heard, Sabine was about to be sainted for being so brave and honest, and Charlotte would swear on a stack of magic mushrooms that she was A-okay in her book.
But we suppose that since Charlotte was dethroned last fall, things might have begun to look a bit different to her.
Kristie Sue strikes back
But wait! There’s more!
Kristie Sue Costa finally got around to answering Charlotte’s shot across the bow:
Good grief, people, how many Sooper Seekrit Facebook Groops™ do you need? There’s only one hoax, for heaven’s sake. Pick a group and stick to it, that’s our advice.
If we had to pick, we’d suggest you stick with HRes: it’s short, snappy, and easy for the hard-of-thinking to remember from one login to the next. Plus it’s a bit mysterious for the uninitiated: keeps out the riff-raff, know what we mean?