Hoaxtead erupts into giant bun fight

Hoaxtead watchers have had their hands full this past week, trying to keep track of the inevitable implosion of the hoax, as its promoters and followers launch blistering online attacks against one another. We’ve watched as Angela was attacked from within her own ranks—first by the mysterious Sophia Green, and then by former friends like Jim “The Waffler” McMenamin, Maria MacMahon, and Kristie Sue Costa.

In fact, Kristie Sue has already thrown down the gauntlet in the form of a Facebook post in which she denounces Angie, while putting herself forward as defender of the One True Faith. It seems unlikely she’ll get too far with that, though, as she lacks a critical ingredient: she has not had the blessing of Cardinal Sabine McNeill; nor has she kissed the ring of Pope Belinda McKenzie.

Like her fellow American Rupert, poor Kristie Sue just doesn’t grasp the subtleties, does she? She thinks she can operate as an Abe & Ella Fundamentalist, failing to recognise that while those two child abusers might have been the nominal leaders of the Hoaxtead cult at the start, they’ve long since been declared redundant.

Meanwhile, Angie has been trying to retaliate as best she can. In a desperate attempt to attack her perceived enemies as well as lure her audience back, Angie tried to claim that she and Rupert had seen incontrovertible evidence that Ella Draper had been involved in making child sexual abuse videos. Of course, this has backfired on her, lending ammunition to the Kristie Sue Costa faction who claim Angela is either a direct traitor, or at least a liability to their cause.

Angie has tried to strike back at her former bestie Jockney Rebel, using her real name publicly (though she also did this in a series of videos last December, so we’re not sure why JR is so distressed now).

Then Angela made a rather large production of allegedly turning up at the non-existent rally against child abuse in London Saturday last; we can attest that if she did indeed show up, no one saw her there, and she certainly spent no time with the two lonely Hoaxtead loyalists who did put in an appearance.

Angie’s been no slouch in the “throwing people under the bus” category either—after all, it’s one of her specialities.

In a post about Neelu’s arrest on her Facebook page, Angie posted details of Rupert’s bail conditions:

While this could have been taken as a simple, innocent comment, it’s important to realise that by the time she posted it on Friday evening, Rupert had already broken his conditions by posting on Twitter:

Posted on Twitter, 15 September 2016

Funny that Angela would point out that Rupert was already in violation of his bail…it’s almost as though she knew he’d already turned on her.

Meanwhile, Rupert’s false bravado collapsed entirely when he was introduced to Mr Plod. He immediately started back-pedalling as fast as his little stick legs could go, and in the process repudiated the hoax promoters who’ve been treating him as their darling…at least until now:

Interesting that he claims he “can’t let the constituency here know [that he has suddenly switched sides], or they’ll fuck [him] up”. We did wonder, when we noticed that Belinda had contributed a generous sum to Rupert’s GoFundMe, how well she would take his defection. Let’s just say that Rupert should hope her thugs don’t catch up with him before it’s his turn to go before the beak.

Interesting that he now claims he “feel[s] bad for [RD]” and that he “never made any declarative statements about anyone. Not [RD] or anything.”

Really? Because we’re pretty sure we’ve heard him make some very strong statements about RD and the families of Hampstead. We won’t get into details; we’ll leave that to the CPS. But yeah…Rupert is definitely on record as having said some very nasty things.

Well gosh, Rupert, why didn’t you just tell us you were on our side all along? You could have saved us all so much time and trouble!

Except that Rupert has never been on anyone’s side but his own. He was happy to accept substantial sums of money from Angie, and then turn around and slag her in private conversation:

Whatever we think of Rupert (and that would be concisely summed up as “not much”), we have to say that Angela’s choice of ‘videographer’ has really been a boon to those of us who’d like to see this hoax end. His obnoxious, arrogant approach managed to alienate a huge swathe of Angie’s supporters, and we really think he’s played a huge role in the downfall of Hoaxtead.

We cannot quite bring ourselves to thank him, but we can appreciate the effect he’s had.

We think this oldie-but-goodie from the Hoaxtenders vault is not inappropriate: