Yesterday felt like the calm after the storm. In the past three weeks we’ve seen (in order): Jake Clarke involuntarily hospitalised; Sabine McNeill arrested; John Duane arrested; Rupert Quaintance IV arrested; Lee Cant arrested; and Neelu Berry arrested. Sabine will go before the courts on 26 September, and Mr Duane has been bailed to return on 22 December; as for the rest, details are still pending.
But still, it’s been a bumper crop in a short time.
And now it looks as though Angela Fag-Ash Disney is about to cast herself upon the funeral pyre of Hoaxtead:
Angie just cannot do anything without turning it into a Hollywood-level melodramatic gesture, can she?
After a 17-hour silence, Angela announces, “The cult persecute me for exposing them and some of my peers persecute me for doing it too well thus causing concern of am I on the inside an it seems only a good arrest will secure my credibility lol…All #RIGHTY then…….NOT lol!! @rupertwins !”
To be honest, we’re not really sure what she means (and we definitely don’t know what the picture is supposed to convey: does Angie harbour fantasies of being arrested by a handsome young American cop whilst at a fancy-dress ball? If so, do we really need to know about that?).
So…is Angie trying to tell us that she has already been arrested and bailed? Or is she just trying to build anticipatory drama for her grand close-up moment later this week?
Either way, it seems she fully expects to be arrested. Indeed, her feelings might almost be hurt if she is not.
After all, is she not the de facto leader of the Hoaxtead mob now? (Well, aside from all that Sophia Green unpleasantness, and the fact that her friends all hate her now and call her bad names, that is.) She told us herself, on her last ‘Angela Crashes’ video, that Sabine placed the majestic and mighty Hampstead Hoax Sceptre into her trembling hands last year, telling her to guard it well and lead the Hoaxtead mob into battle against the forces of reason, rationality, and justice.
To be fair, Angie didn’t quite put it that way. But if she’d thought of it, she would have. (You’re welcome, Angie.)
Anyway, the point (and we do have one) is that as the current Official Voice of the Hoaxtead Mob and Keeper of the Sceptre, Angela has more than earned herself a place amongst the Hoaxtead Martyrs. (We were going to call them the September Six, but of course two of them were apprehended in August, so that didn’t work. And the August/September Six just didn’t have the same ring to it.)
As for further arrests, the queue starts on the left. Please wait your turn. Foul language will not be tolerated.
Over and out.