Angie reaps benefits of her friends’ misfortunes

Yesterday we reported that Sabine McNeill had been arrested Saturday, and is currently languishing in the cells at Holborn police station. Her dear friend Angela Power-Disney jumped into the fray and posted an impassioned plea…begging people to feel sorry for her, her, HER!!!

So seriously, folks: if everyone could just END CHILD ABUSE AND COVER UPS NOW? Cos Angie’s nerves just can’t take much more of this. Thanks.

Fortunately, though, Sabine’s current misfortune is really Angie’s gain, as she and Rupert were able to turn the ‘prayer vigil’ outside the cop shop into some damn fine footage (on Rupert’s iPhone or whatever, but hey, anyone watching will be stoned anyway, right?).

And what with getting out of some sort of traffic infraction with her #Scarlett routine (which we never, ever want to see, and we’re now feeling a bit queasy thinking about it), and changing residence, plus all that swanning around while Rupert followed her with his iPhone and wished he’d never got himself into this shitshow in the first place, oh dearie me, Angie was completely unable to go up to Bedford to visit young Jake!

Well, thank goodness for small mercies.

And hey, despite having lost Jake to an involuntary hospitalisation, and Sabine to involuntary jail time, Angie is totes upbeat about it all: “WE ARE WINNING despite high price on front line”. Easy for her to say, as she’s not looking at the four walls and wondering how she landed in this cell.

And we’re going to take a flyer and guess that Jake’s family, who are currently paying that “high price”, might be wondering whether their son’s health is really worth it.

But if Angie says it, it must be true, right? RIGHT???

Ahem.

Anyway, Angie is now saying that Sabine will come before the magistrate at Highbury & Islington Magistrates Court today at 9:30 a.m.We’ve heard conflicting information about this, but hey, if Angie and her followers want to head out bright and early on a bank holiday Monday to hang about and drink tea outside the rather dreary-looking courthouse, who are we to stop them? Bit of fresh air might do some of them good.

Oh, and we should point out that Angie plans to make hay out of Sabine’s incarceration on her ‘Angela’s Trashes’ show on CCN tomorrow:

See, for Mel, as for Angie, it’s all just “this latest drama”, isn’t it? (Oh, and uh, hope they don’t treat the old girl too badly. Sorry, almost forgot that bit.)

But Angie, bless her pointy little heart, has plans to turn this into broadcasting gold: “Belinda coming on a panel show tomorrow night as well as Co accused (sic) NEELU BERRY and Rupert and Penny Pullen and HOW ABOUT WE GO FOR BROKE AN (sic) HAVE YOU TOO Melani Vermay ?????”

Oh, how about that, then? We bet the world just can’t wait to see that lot on the same screen…and does this mean Angie and Belinda have finally kissed and made up after their little fiasco last winter?

Actually, we’re smiling as we imagine the pained look on Belinda’s face when Penny pulls out her dowsing pendulum and Neelu tries to recount her latest thrilling judge arrest, and then Rupert starts braying like a donkey, and Mel Ve starts batting her burnt-to-a-crisp eyelashes at him and puffing out her huge…cheeks in his direction, and then Angie tries to lunge at her and claw her eyes out but realises they’re all actually on Skype….

Okay, forget we said anything bad about this show. It’s going to be brilliant. We can call it Loonies A-Go-Go! Wouldn’t miss it for the world.

Pass the popcorn.