Sabine and Neelu will stand trial on charges of witness intimidation tomorrow, 11 July, notwithstanding a last-minute video from Neelu claiming that the trial had been cancelled.
Our sources have confirmed that the trial will proceed “not earlier than 10:30” at BlackFriars Crown Court, 1 Pocock Street, London SE1. For those who plan to attend, the easiest route is via the Jubilee line, exit at Southwark station. It’s about a 5-minute walk.
During the trial, we will adopt a slightly different publishing schedule: once the day’s proceedings have ended, we’ll be rushing back to Hoaxtead Research HQ and writing up an account of what happened. That means that our daily deadline will be in the evening, rather than the following morning, barring unforeseen circumstances.
For your entertainment during the trial, our graphic artist has created a special game for you: Hoaxtead Bollocks Bingo. If you’re attending the trial, you may use this card to keep track of the Hoaxtead mob who attend; we’ve included Neelu and Sabine as ‘free squares’. If you won’t be attending, you can play along by marking the squares as we mention names here on the blog.
Some of these are long shots, others are sure bets, but we wanted to maintain our reputation for inclusivity, so here you go!