Dear Angie: Time to get a job

Just when we were beginning to think it was safe to go back on YouTube, we discover that Angela Fag-Ash Disney has put up another of her rambling, self-indulgent videos. Oh bliss, oh joy.

This one starts off with Angie talking about her days: her modelling days, her acting days, her living the high life in the fast lane days, her ballet days, her glory days….

We’re surprised she doesn’t mention her Good Will Hunting days, her getting pregnant by a paedophile days, her getting the boot from the United States days, her charity scamming days…but we suppose there’s only so much room in a 15-minute fund-raising video.

Oh, did we not mention that? Yes, that’s what this one’s all about. Fundraising.

Sure, it starts with a rambling monologue about body dysmorphia, which takes a brief detour into how the “paid trolls at Hoaxtead” always pick the worst possible images of her. (Hint: we don’t actually care what Angie looks like. As our mothers always said to us, “Handsome is as handsome does”.) (Also, “paid trolls”? We thought we were all RD. Please make up your mind, Angie.)

But Angie doesn’t take too long to get to the point: she needs money, and lots of it, if she is to achieve her dreams.

Sure, she’s had thousands of dollars donated to her GoFundMe (by herself and her sons, but who’s counting besides us?), but now things are getting really bad. Angie-GoFundMe 2016-06-25

You see, there’s this woman whom Angie can’t show us because tech thing yadda yadda, but she’s really really really in need and she knows lots of things about MK Ultra and programming and Satanic stuff but she cannot tell us until we cross her palm with silver. But it’ll be really big. Really big.

Well, technically Angie could cough up the cash, but then she’d have nothing left of the loan she took out from the credit union…er, we mean her sister’s inheritance. So really, if we could all find it in our hearts to fork over as much as we can, this anonymous woman will not be forced into prostitution and/or homelessness, and if she is it will be all our fault.

Do you feel guilty yet?

Nah, neither do we.

We do have a few questions for Angie, though.

  1. If Angie has no money, how is she able to go swanning off to Lanzarote every five minutes?
  2. If Angie’s sons are students, how are they able to afford to drop hundreds of euros into Mummy’s GoFundMe?
  3. Why does Angie not just get a job like any other normal person?

In fact, we took a look at this jobs board for Meath, and right at the top we noticed a couple of possibilities: Meath Chronicle-jobs 2016-06-25All right, probably not joinery, as that would require skill and certificates and so on, as well as the common sense not to cut her own fingers off.

But bar staff? This is totally up Angie’s street, don’t you think? We can see her behind a bar, dispensing ale and advice to the regulars, fag hanging out of her mouth…she’d be a natural!

Of course, it would require, you know, some work. It’s not like charity scamming, which one can do at all hours using only a computer and a modem. But it does carry one distinct advantage: it doesn’t (usually) involve getting arrested.

Seriously, Angie. Give it a thought, would you luv?Corrie-Liz

85 thoughts on “Dear Angie: Time to get a job

  1. One thing I’ve often wondered: when she is noticeably trying to speak quietly, as she seems to be here, is it because there’s someone else in the next room, do you think? I wonder whether anyone’s skipped off to Lanzarote with her. (Rupert will be so jealous!)

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    • Good question, CP, and that nice Mr. Coyote has previously commented on that very point:

      “I think she’s trying to cultivate an air of intimacy–just her and the viewer. That way when she does her plug for the anonymous but very very needy person who needs YOUR CASH RIGHT NOW or she will be turned out on the streets and have to either commit suicide or become a prostitute, which is exactly what the PTB want because they can’t have people telling their secrets, can they?….well, people are more likely to press that ‘Donate’ button. At least, that’s my theory.”

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    • I’d forgotten about her “multi-lingual” claims. I’ve previously challenged her to demonstrate her multi-lingual skills in one of her videos. Even just a few words of one of her many languages. But alas, she is yet to dazzle us with her polyglottal talents.

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    • It always amuses me that whenever we post anything about Angie, our views from Ireland suddenly go through the roof! Must be all her friends and neighbours checking in to see what she’s up to. Because as we all know, Angie never, every darkens our doorway.🙂

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      • Still while Angela s reading all about how we can all see through her, it stops her doing anymore ridiculous videos. The woman has zero self awareness. There’s more people laughing at her than believing her tripe. Still carry on Angela you put yourself deeper in the mire the more you do these videos. Hope to see you at Blackfriars in 2 weeks. Of course you’ll be attending won’t you? After all you can bog off to Lanzarote every few weeks I’m sure you’ll make it to London.

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  2. Anyone any objections if I donate my money to a Kenyan orphanage instead of Angie’s Lanzarote holiday fund?

    Looks like Sneddy’s got her covered anyway (so nice of her to dip into her Chardonnay budget in Angie’s hour of need).

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  3. Are you lot getting paid? I’m well pissed off. I’ve not had a bloody penny and there you lot are getting cheques from the FBI or the CIA or MI5 or something. Do you get a salary or are you paid by the post?

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    • Really? I can’t understand it – I left your pay cheque with Belinda and asked her to drop it off to you on her way to Sabine’s house.

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      • @Jared I’ll check the secret tunnels under B’s house. If I see any blood stains on the floor I’ll assume the worst i.e. Araya had her breakfast there. Ewwwww!

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    • I’m in the direct employ of the Rothschilds and they pay extremely well. Hold some fab parties- you name it they’re all there. David Cameron, Jimmy Savile (gone of course), Donald Trump, HM (“call me Brenda” she laughs), she’s great fun. Prince Phillip telling rude jokes. Catering by Clement Freud. Usually a large Hampstead house. Talk about networking. I piss off though as soon they start those bloody boring Freemason Satanic rituals and sacrifices. Can’t stand the sight of blood.

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      • Oh gawd, don’t even talk to me about those parties. Last time I went one of those bloody corgis pissed up my trouser leg. Cost me a fortune in dry cleaning, and do you think Her Maj would pay the bill? Not bloody likely.

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  4. Angela would get more money sitting on the pavement with a cardboard placard. The cheeky mare. Have her State benefits been stopped?

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  5. Message to Angela. You won’t be getting a Euro from me. Stop the fags, stop the drinking and holidays to Lanzarote and you’ll have more of everyone else’s income tax to live on. I don’t believe any modelling claims. You’re not good looking enough or tall enough. More fantasy.

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  6. Ooh, she’s squirming again:

    “I will post a separate document outlining money disbursed to date from this fund. A big part of my spending is in supporting other whistle blowers and researchers in continueing [sic] to do the valuable work THEY do as do hundreds of thousands in this field….money is just a means of expressing ourselves both in giving and receiving, and if you are in a position to contribute to this cause in that way, please rest assured, you are SOMEBODY’s miracle.”

    https://www.gofundme.com/journoangie [Click on ‘Updates’]

    Let’s make sure she follows through with this “document” and then check its veracity. A job for that nice JW chappie, maybe?

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  7. And as expected… you will see none of this posted fairly to Dearman Does Hampstead… again doesnt take Einstein to work out who is who… and who has the childrens best interests at heart. COVER UP to the highest degree…. And many thanks to you El Coyote for braving the weather… the light will ALWAYS outshine the dark

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    • Lol love it. Perhaps Angela could explain to all why she doesn’t have a real job and where she gets the money to pay for her extremely frequent holidays to Lanzarote. I wouldn’t mind some myself. As for her 2 boys donating. Funny they both write exactly the same. Fake…

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  8. Hysterical…… She takes all the time in the world to light herself like something our of a Christopher Lee movie, trowels the slap on like Artex, starts drooling into her £11:99 Asda webcam and accuses other people of ‘finding her bad angles’! – A lifetime of grifting, drinking and chewin on coffin nails hasn’;t done you any favours Angie….. Oh! And BTW I’ve now met a THIRD person who remembers you from your ‘North end Road’ days when you were occasionally mistaken for Judy Sweeney and would PRETEND to be an actress….. PRETEND Angie.

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  9. Love the way she thinks the only way to make some money is via prostitution. Wonder if that is knowledge from something Angela has failed to admit so far?

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  10. Madame Artex is the personification of human putrescence.

    Self aggrandizing narcissism would appear to be head honcho in her army of multiple personality disorders.She will NEVER submit to the likes of a polygraph test or indeed answer a direct question with direct answer because this risks undermining the embellished tower of Babel in which her everything is invested.

    Alll of us are very far from perfect but most have some humility and hold hands up when we get things arse about tit and make some effort to reflect and learn.The narcissist will never do this but only seek to blame everything other than themselves for dischord.

    The terror-of-the-situation for Angie is that apart from a few brain dead psychophants to feed her she has built a house of straw and back in the real world the wind doth blow hard.Aint life a bitch😉

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  11. The cheek of the woman is unbelievable, most people would never think of asking strangers for cash and not just once either but repeatedly

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    • Yes this really annoys me too. Wtf does Angela think she is? A beggar certainly. It’s not like she’s poor. She owns her house. If you want more money Angela sell your house you greedy peroxide blonde. Just stop your outrageous behaviour. Greed pure greedy.

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    • Just like Angela s hero the absconding Ben Fellows. Funny how Angela was going to use her house as security for him and yet won’t do the same for this friend of hers Louise. All for show Angie. PS red really isn’t your colour and you wear too much make up. The foundation gets in all the wrinkle creases.

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      • lol Babs.There was me thinking Angie lacked any foundation.The good news is that when the artex eventually collapses she will be able to shore things up with joists until the demolition team arrive.

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    • Sadly she’s not alone in this bare faced cheekery of asking strangers for money. The crowdfunding sites are full of people doing the same thing, some are genuine many aren’t, she’s following a well worn path.

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    • The be fair I thing Hart is a bit Pissed off with her – mainly because Angie is nicking her fairy story!

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    • On a serious note, this is why I worry about Hoaxtead pushers like Angie: there will always be some gullible people out there who believe them and repeat their lies. Fewer and fewer these days, but still. It’s a concern.

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      • I suspect the good officers of the charity commission and action fraud would have a keen interest in Lady Godivas high cock horse “Daily Choice” adventures and the value of the rings on her fingers and bells on her toes.

        They may follow her to face the music….wherever she goes(and the money).

        Other nursery crime analogies are available.

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    • Christ she can’t get out much in Ange is all you have to watch. Imagine how tragic you must be to think Power-Disney could teach you something?

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      • What a total c*nt she is. I never use these words until I’m really angry. The website she links to is a hoax site obviously authored by a maniac who posts endless fabricate tales of mass shootings. But it’s an advertising click bait site that has a genuine News.Com banner pop up and when clicked goes to an advert.
        Is it her website or is she so thick she believes this rubbish?

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  12. Just how fucking mad is this stupid cow?. She’s posted a link to a false story about a mass shooting in Australia that is total fiction
    http://aunews.cf/safasfasfasfsafasfasfasfsaf/#

    This sums up the woman.She & her brethren just make things up. I guarantee they will claim this invented story has been hushed up by the Freemason media. Cracked, barmy and a total nitwit.

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    • Where on earth did she post that nonsense? That site has the same story with only the location changed. Bit of a giveaway. That and the ads.

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  13. Oh great! The “mother, nana and multi-lingual world-travelled journalist and writer” (yeah, right, lol) is back with another hypocritical Bible class. Anyone got some spare Pro-Plus tablets? Zzzzzz

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      • LOL!

        I can only take so much Angie in a 24-hour period, so you’ll excuse me if I just go bang my head against my desk for a while. Like listening to Angela, it feels really good when you stop.

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      • I don’t find Angela very endearing. She gives the impression she thinks she is a cut above everyone else. I blame her parents for telling her she was better than everyone else. I’m sure they must have done otherwise where on earth did she get that idea?

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    • This woman really thinks she has a fan base doesn’t she?
      She’s right though- persecution is on the rise. Persecution of the ear-ole by APD.

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