It’s always nice to know that others out there share our views, even if we’ve never actually met. So we were delighted to discover this conversation on Tina Kachina‘s otherwise revolting Facebook page, Eatin’ Liver Matters:
Funny how Christopher Grey opens with a factual observation, which Tina, bless her pointy little head, takes as a threat. Then she runs off into some kind of attempt at hillbilly philosophy that we can’t even begin to interpret. Christopher, undeterred, tries to keep talking sense, but apparently that’s not Tina’s first language.
Tina, who has clearly never been to London, tries to assert that “5 miles is basically the same neighbourhood despite imaginary borders”. Hmm. Christopher tries to use reason, but is met with the standard Hoaxtead response: “Yes the UK state authorities are all evil cunts who deserve a violent death”. Really? Really?
So Christopher tries the old ‘show me evidence’ tack. Tina is clearly stumped by this request, so she hauls out her cousin…er, husband, Kaptain Xander to answer. He fails. They try to convince Christopher that their page is, in fact, a repository of evidence and reasoned argument. He’s not buying it: “Maybe I was unclear. I asked if there was evidence”. Go, Christopher!Classic response from people who can’t back up their arguments with fact: “We are telling you to research it yourself. We aren’t here to answer to you or specify our research for your entertainment”.
Translation: “STOP ASKING US FOR REAL FACTS. We’ve told you: we don’t do facts, only slanderous allegations, innuendo, and death threats”.
Tired of being put off, Christopher introduces his own facts:OH NO! HELP US! MAKE THE BAD FACT MAN GO AWAY!! Here, distract him with a spurious allegation!
Okay, so Christopher obviously cannot be dissuaded with baseless accusations. So how about some gruesome fantasy about people eating baby eyeballs with pepper?Brief reversion to previous argument regarding the size and population density of London (which we assume will be unimaginable to Tina, who lives in the backwoods of Tennessee and pretends to be a hippie).Best line ever: “We are trying to stay nice on this one”. Yes, that good ol’ down-home hospitality, complete with shrieking, baby eyeballs, death threats, and corn pone. Gotta love it. Christopher is holding on like a champ here. Lesser folk would have abandoned these loonies to their gopher stew, but he stuck it out to the bitter end, as Tina and Jethro ceded the field.
Christopher, whoever you are, you have our admiration. It’s not everyone who can stand that kind of f*ckwittery, and your stamina does you proud.
In fact, your example seems to belie that old saying from George Bernard Shaw—in Tina and Jethro’s case, the pigs definitely did not like it. Good on you, mate!