A few weeks back, it seemed that this blog had become the All Angie All the Time channel—we were writing post after post about Angela Fag-Ash Disney’s charity scams, her propensity for turning on her erstwhile friends, and her seeming attraction to much younger men.
Then, abruptly, Angie went silent.
Instead of churning out Facebook posts like they were about to shut the place down in 5 minutes’ time, and producing excruciatingly self-righteous videos hand over fist for her YouTube channel, Angela has kept her lips zipped for nigh on 2 weeks. (Unless, that is, you count the posts she’s been making from her ‘Angie Power-Disney’ Facebook page to her primary page.)
But yesterday, Angie made a triumphant come-back.
Well, sort of. She and her latest young sidekick Jake (who seems to have forgotten that little talk he had with the police about slandering RD and the people of Hampstead) were guests on a YouTube interview with Christine Joanna Hart, who styles herself ‘Queen of Hart’.
No, we’d never heard of her either. Here’s what she says about herself on her blog:
Christine Joanna Hart ex NOTW and Sunday Times best selling author,comissioned by The Guardian and much by-lined in The Sunday Times features chosen shows from her ‘Queen of Hart’ radio show on Revolution Radio in USA.
So, totes legit, apparently. Here’s her ‘About me’ blurb:
We’re sure Christine’s ‘interesting story’ about Monarch Mind Programming (we believe this is the fate that befell Roger the 8′ Butterfly, by the way) was only turned down by the large publishing houses because of ‘legals’.
As for Christine’s interview with Angie and Jake the other day, let’s just say it didn’t turn out quite as expected.
For one thing, Christine just couldn’t seem to stop talking…about herself. It was actually quite comical listening to Angie try to insert a word in edgewise, while Christine rattled on about how she’d had her soul pulled out of her body, before being ‘astrally raped’ (yep, she really did say that); and at one point she earned Angie’s ire by saying, in relation to Hoaxtead, that “the father seemed believable”. Heresy!
Eventually Angie and Jake managed to say a word or two; Angie revealed that while she wasn’t 100% certain what denomination Christ Church Hampstead is, she did take communion there during her attempt to ‘infiltrate’ the church. Jake was even more confused, referring to the church as ‘Anglican Catholic’, because apparently he slept through his lessons while they were discussing Henry VIII and all that.
Jake distinguished himself further by delivering a garbled set piece on ‘water consciousness’, and then went into a long and overly detailed description of the precise ways in which he imagines the so-called Hampstead cult sexually abuses children. At one point, he solemnly announced that the word ‘trolls’ comes from the word ‘controls’. We are not even joking.
The video hadn’t been up on YouTube more than a few hours when, in a sudden turnaround, Christine announced that she’d be removing it:
Well, that didn’t take long!
It reminded us of Abe and Ella’s ill-fated attempt to break into the U.S. conspiritainment market via Ed Opperman last Christmas-time; but we think Angie managed to alienate Christine even more quickly than Abe pissed off Ed.
Christine’s announcement was followed by this curious exchange:
And then she subscribed to the McKenzies Devils YouTube channel. All in all, I’m sure Angie chalks this one up as an excellent outing.
Oddly, despite Christine’s allegations, Angela doesn’t seem to have posted her own copy of the interview on her wall, but perhaps she needs time to edit the audio first. After all, Christine claims she believes RD is not guilty…and there’s no way Angie would let that stand.
As for Christine, we’re quite certain it’ll be some time before she’ll allow any of the Hoaxtead mob on her show again.