Angie flees to a 5-star resort hotel

Angela Fag-Ash Disney has released (yet another) long, rambling video, this time ‘in #RELUCTANT response’ to recent allegations that she betrayed her long-time colleague Sabine McNeill. At least, we think it is. It’s hard to say, really.

This time, rather than claiming she’s in a rented apartment in Lanzarote, Angie is broadcasting from a 5-star resort hotel in Cavan—and she’s openly gloating about being surrounded in luxurious privacy. Just like Michael Jackson, she says, without even the slightest hint of irony.

This screenshot was taken after she’d divested herself of a headtowel, but you can still glimpse a bit of the towelling she’d wrapped around herself prior to making this riveting video on her smartphone.

Because, you know, it would be in rather poor taste to film one’s self entirely naked.

Then again, it’s in poor taste to fail to answer allegations of fraud, and then trot off to a spa hotel and gloat about how you can afford this, but homeless people can’t.

And Angie does have a right old giggle over the fact that she’s away from home for two days being pampered…because life at home is just too stressful to bear, don’t you know. After all, there’s no hot water, and the radiators need bleeding! Horrors! Turning that key just might be the death of her.

She doesn’t mention her real reason for not returning home: the neighbours have heard about Angie’s little white lies about what she did with their money, and going home just doesn’t seem like the wisest option at the moment.

That makes total sense to us: when our neighbours get pissed at our scamming ways, we often pop round to the nearest 5-star hotel for a little pick me up. Oh, except that’s never happened to us, because we’re not charity fraudsters. Whoops.

Of course, Angela couldn’t possibly just go to visit her family (you know, aside from the fact that she claims her father murdered…er, allegedly murdered her sister—that just makes family dinners so damned awkward!).

As she says,

Just to clarify…my family  has a 50 acre small holding 2 miles from here….6 bed 3 bath in the main house…3 bed 2 bath over the road…3 bed 2 bath in Athboy…but nobody really wants an embarrassing cigarette smoking ptsd suffering surviving whistle blower as a HOUSE GUEST lol ! (all sic)

Translation: My family knows I’m a devious, lying, fag-addicted fraud and they’re sick to death of me, but I had to go somewhere because the neighbours were giving me the side-eye, and hey, I happened to have a bit of money handy, so here I am!

Oh, by the way, that excuse that her family doesn’t want her smoking on the premises might be true, but if so, she chose an odd alternative destination.

This is from the Crover House Hotel website:

As we watched her video, we kept waiting for the punch-line: when was she going to get to the part where she answers the critical question of why she chose to make a video that essentially shoves Sabine under the bus?

But, as our erstwhile friend Charlotte Alton Ward used to say, answer came there none.

Rather, we got a lot of giggling drivel about how life is so hard for Angie, and she wanted a break (post-Lanzarote, which apparently just wasn’t enough?), and gosh darnit, she’s worth it!

Sure, if you say so, Angie.