Jake can’t get support for court

Poor Jakey.

Last we saw, Angie was leering at him through the haze of cigarette smoke and Vaseline at her end of a Skype call, telling him to expect ‘thousands’ of supporters at Blackfriars Court on Friday morning. This, of course, is when Sabine and Neelu will appear to answer to charges of witness intimidation (assuming Neelu doesn’t refuse to enter the dock this time).

Jakey, being the good little Boy Scout that he is, styled himself ‘Anonymous #OpHampstead’ and got busy inviting all his friends to his new Facebook event page—all 479 of them!

There, doesn’t that look nice? And he made it all by himself! No help from Mummy or Daddy at all.

Sadly, his friends seem…well, less than enthusiastic.

Does this count as a brush-off from Julie Barclay? We’re thinking yes.

Fortunately, our own Danielle George leapt into the breach, filling that sad empty space with a couple of our posts. Just to help Jakey keep his wee chin up, you know.

But really, there’s only so much one can do when all one’s friends have to wash their hair that morning…or sort their sock collections…or watch the sky for chemtrails:

Then there are the terminally confused:

What? Which? Where’s my horse?

In the end, it looks like Angela’s estimates of the crowds that’ll be joining in at Blackfriars on Friday might have been just a little tiny bit high.

(That’s all right, Angie—we know you have chronic trouble with maths.)

If it’ll make you feel any better, perhaps we’ll send a few of our people along to keep you lot company. You’ll know us by our horns and cloven hooves.

See you in court, and save us a seat!