Who is Q*Bert really?

If you’re like us, you’d never heard of Rupert Q. before he turned up on Angela Fag-Ash Disney’s Skype in all his twitchy glory a couple of weeks ago. Oh, there was that one video on Hoaxtead he made a year or so ago, but to be honest it really wasn’t on our radar.

Now, suddenly, Q*Bert is the pet lap-dog of the Hoaxtead set: they just can’t seem to get enough of him! Or at least, Angie can’t—in fact, she’s so smitten with him (and his apparent ties to the Conspiraloon di tutti Conspiraloons, Alex Jones) that she was willing to toss €1,000 into the pot to get Q*Bert over here to…well, that’s not totally clear, really.

To lead a cadre of torch-wielding toothless local yokels in a raid on leafy Hampstead? To do his legendary ‘comedy routine’ before an audience of tens, in an effort to beef up troop morale?

We just don’t know.

We do know a few things about Q*Bert himself, though, thanks to this fascinating video that comes to us courtesy of our friends at McKenzies Devils:

We can now definitively say that Q*Bert…

  • Is not Cozy Powell or anything like him;
  • He’s not a Blair Witch Project-style movie director, though his camera technique does have that vomit-inducing vertiginous feeling;
  • He’s not a comic genius, though he does have a lot of drunk friends who can’t sing;
  • He’s not the star of his own cooking/porn show;
  • He’s not a great activist;
  • He’s about as good at faking ‘English accents’ as Dick Van Dyke was in Mary Poppins;

..and oh, so much more!

So go make some popcorn…no, scratch that. Go make some double-strength coffee. You’re going to need it, to stay awake through Q*Bert’s escapades. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

Uncle Sam You fail

111 thoughts on “Who is Q*Bert really?

    • And I hadn’t heard that bit before where he says “it makes me want to try it out” !!!. That is going to the Operation Paladin Unit along with his threats to UK citizens. As for Power-Disney’s claim to have been ‘interviewed’ on the BBC. As if- what she means is she phoned in on a discussion show and had her mike cut via the 7 second delay. As always, there is a kernel of truth in these scammer’s claims.

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      • Angela means that she was “interviewed” by the BBC outside Christchurch Church on the very same day that i attended with my friend.

        I never saw a/ny journalist/s outside with cameras.

        At the end of the church service, my friend and i had a quick cup of coffee, he spoke to Father Paul for a few minutes and we then left.

        So any interview took place within 5 minutes at the most.

        She claims she was interviewed with another and her part was cut.

        Mmm, no evidence that this “interview” took place.

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        • Suppose for a moment that she’s telling the truth. Considering the hours of unedited snoozefest footage that the fruitcakes uploaded of those protests and on-the-spot interviews, just how boring and pointless must Angie’s responses have been for them to be cut?! Even the interviews with Paul ‘Sunday Man’ Barbara and ‘Fuck You Up’ Maria were kept in, so just how jaw-droppingly dull must Angie’s bit have been for her to removed by every single person who filmed it?!

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          • Angela only went to Christchurch once.

            There were no other supporters that day to film her, small Paul, Paul Barbara was not there that Sunday.

            The BBC interview is another figment of her imagination.

            She lives in a fantasy world.

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        • I’m only assuming she phoned into the BBC because of her remark about her mike being cut. I had a friend who worked as a panel operator for a ‘shock jock’ and he said the amount of loonies who would phone up and sound perfectly reasonable & hoping to get in their loony claims at the last second meant the 7 second delay button worked overtime.

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        • With Angie, it’s often hard to tell if she’s mad, bad, or both. I do think that inserting herself into a non-existent BBC interview, which mysteriously ‘cut’ her, probably just adds to her ‘bad’ column.

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        • …and I’m still waiting to see the pics of blood on the church floor APD took – you know, the ones currently filed away neatly somewhere in the nethermost crevices of her hippocampus? She really does need to ‘whip ’em out’ lest she begin to lose credibility points, lol …

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          • Do you mean the blood stains that totally by coincidence look like the same colour as the paint on the walls?

            It was either Neelu or that American woman who also may have a website who took the footage and it turned up on that J Farmer blurg.

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    • I was thinking the EXACT same thing! I’ve always loved a good party, and was pretty actively hedonistic ‘back in the day’…but never, ever had to suffer through hayseed-infested / humorless gatherings such as those featured in this claustophobic (yet masterful ) video! I avoided ‘frat parties’ like the plague at the American uni I attended, and this confirms that was a wise move indeed. Simply painful to behold!

      Big shout-out to EC for that spot-on, hilarious description that still has me in stitches! And kudos to M’s Devils for capturing his essence in such a raw & brutal (yet excruciatingly accurate) way!
      In short, man-child status confirmed! Watch out, Londoners – yet another loud, obnoxious Yank tourist may be on a ‘bus’ pointed towards you soon!
      As a reluctant US citizen, I offer my deepest condolences and apologies in advance…
      : (

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  1. Rupert: if you’re reading this, check out what could happen if you carry on down that ‘stoner’ path (especially if you keep listening to the likes of Angie whilst high and suggestible). Kane is you in 5 years’ time:

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        • Agreed. She’s quite clearly a soulless sociopath. Speaking as a mother who’s always been extremely close to my kids, her villainess status is at the top of K2 on my psychic landscape. Emptying the nest was nearly unbearable for me…had I been separated from my tight-knit little brood when they were at those tender ages, though, I’d have surely been sectioned – or at least heavily medicated. Any chance she’s undergone a lobotomy at some point? Or was she just born without a conscience? It’s GOT to be one of those two possibilities…strain mentally as I might, I can’t come up with any other explanation for her flippant maternal detachment. Perhaps women – especially mothers – are too judgmental towards one another – but my disdain for that woman knows no bounds!

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        • Agreed. She’s quite clearly a soulless sociopath. Speaking as a mother who’s always been extremely close to my kids, her villainess status is at the top of K2 on my psychic landscape. Emptying the nest was nearly unbearable for me…had I been separated from my tight-knit little brood when they were at those tender ages, though, I’d have surely been sectioned – or at least heavily medicated. Any chance she’s undergone a lobotomy at some point? Or was she just born without a conscience? It’s GOT to be one of those two possibilities…strain mentally as I might, I can’t come up with any other explanation for her flippant maternal detachment. Perhaps women – especially mothers – are too judgmental towards one another – but my disdain for that woman knows no bounds!

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  2. LOL: To lead a cadre of torch-wielding toothless local yokels in a raid on leafy Hampstead? To do his legendary ‘comedy routine’ before an audience of tens, in an effort to beef up troop morale?

    You outdo yourself, El Cayote!

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      • It really is hysterical…probably one of my very favorites to date! I think ‘in the tens’ is a bit generous though, you kind coyotic soul, you !
        Sorry my message about EG doubled/ was mysteriously filled with a gibberish-loaded section. Please don’t hesitate to remove if it’s illegible. I can barely see what I’m doing in these boxes while on my mobile. Thanks for understanding, EC! : )

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  3. That was an excellent piece of work on the – would the word ‘evolution’ here be an oxymoron?- of Rupert Q. If I were his father, watching, I would hang my head in shame and ask where I went wrong, and what I could do to help my f(l)ailing son. The video was very enlightening, showing Angie’s dire attempts, still, to bring this non-story to the masses in America via the Rupert/ Alex Jones link….Angie clearly has a pathological fixation that is not helped with the addition of alcohol. That hidden ingredient must be never be forgotten when considering Angie as the new Charlotte Ward, and that was an outright insult, not a compliment, Angie.

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  4. I don’t understand why Rupert wants to visit the UK anyway unless it’s for a vacation. Why isn’t he tackling Satanic ritual abuse somewhere like Asheville NC for example? P’raps because if he started kicking down doors there he’d end up with a bullet in his ass.

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    • Gawd, please don’t suggest that! My concern is for personal reasons…waaaaay too close to home to (current, temporary) home for me. Asheville is actually a really cool, hippy-dippy place w/atheists on its city council and lots of Europeans- an island of sanity in a sea of mad fundamentalism. Fully agreed that he should remain in America, but I say we dispatch him to Texas. Loads of weirdness and endless territory to cover-physically and metaphorically- going on in the Lone Star State. Plus, he can hang out with his man-crush, Alex Jones…and even the UK’s very own Andrew Wakefield! AJ and AW have mega-mansions in the Austin area, are serious ‘bros’, and have made fortunes off gullible idiotic troofers…

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  5. Who is Q*Bert really? Prime example of what happens when you just give your kids whatever they ask for whenever they ask for it, and never teach them the value of work. He’s a spoilt brat. – A parasitic manchild whose Pater and Mater really ought to stop funding, disinherit and force out into the world to earn an actual living…

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  6. I would never have guessed that Rupert is 37. The only give away is his bald pate but he acts like someone in their young twenties.

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  7. And here’s Rupert getting high, hearing voices in his head, throwing a massive tantrum and boasting that he hits women. I can see why Angie, Bellender and Sabine are so keen to get this guy to come to London and represent them…

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  8. Angie’s put up a photo of herself, supposedly at Dublin airport, not sure who took the photo or where it really is.

    Poster in the background says something about New Years resolutions, so don’t think it was taken today.

    Maybe January, not sure what year though…

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    • Perhaps better proof would have been for Angie post a copy of HER boarding card, anyone can take a photo at an airport – it proves nothing….

      Anyway (other than the people who she has ripped off) who cares?

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      • JW good point about Angie’s boarding card.

        Maybe it was in her passport, that has now mysteriously disappeared?

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    • Most unwise for someone who says her life is being threatened by an international drug cartel, a VIP Satanic Cult and a band of 48 RD clones.

      Perhaps it’s a clever ruse.

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  9. Oh dear, i think Rupert had a major carrot touching the peas breakdown there. Now someone is going to have to pay for this travesty of food.

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  10. I THINK this means it was altered at 12:30 today and uploaded at ten-to-three…

    WHEN was the plane supposed to get in???

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    • If that’s what it means, then she must have had internet connection on the flight.

      Somehow i don’t think so.

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  11. Rupert is even more of a looser than I realised. Perhaps he buckled under the pressure of trying to be as successful as his parents and grandparents. It was just too much for him to live up to.

    It’s very easy for Rupert to act brave when talking to Angie over a microphone. I imagine it will be a different matter if he ever does visit Hampstead. Realistically, what can he actually do?
    No cult exists. If he harasses people he will be arrested or will get his scrawny ass whooped. It’s a pointless venture, though I suppose he gets a free holiday out of it.

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      • He has broken UK criminal law and breached a High Court injunction by identifying child abuse victims. Perhaps he thinks because he is a US citizen he is exempt from UK law but he is not. He has announced his intention to harass UK citizens.

        If the Home Office does it’s job (not always guaranteed) and informs the Border Force he will be questioned. If he has lied on his visa application about his trip- claimed he is just a tourist when he is not -he may well be detained and put back on the first flight to the US. Perhaps they will be generous and give him a week but he will still have to report to Immigration daily.

        I cannot see Immigration allowing him entry now they have been informed of his intentions particularly given the seriousness of child abuse cases and in particular his very serious breach of UK law by publishing images of victims.

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        • He can just fly and try his luck at the desk with our world renowned friendly immigration officials. No application needed. Hopefully he will be open and honest. It isn’t a criminal immigration offence to lie by omitting relevant information….whoops, yes it is :p

          I’m sure he’ll make a good impression, even more so if he tries to be funny. The British have such a good sense of humour. It’s just what someone wants to do in their well paid, well respected civil service job, meet Q*Bert. All civil servants love being told they are servants and the public is their master. I have heard that we have not one single petty, vindictive, bloody minded civil servant here at all, her maj (who civil servants actually serve) wouldn’t stand it.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Her_Majesty%27s_Civil_Service

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    • I keep imagining Rupert visiting Angie:

      Rupert opens bedroom door to discover Angie, reclining, one leg raised. “I’m not trying to seduce you Rupert. Would you like me to seduce you?”
      Rupert screams. He is last seen swimming out into the Atlantic.

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    • That bravery & laughing desire to visit a UK jail will crumble once he is questioned by Immigration. I’m a UK citizen and they frighten the life out of me when I’ve been questioned even though I haven’t broken any law.

      Unfortunately when people live through a marijuana haze they seem to think they are invincible. It’s one thing for UK citizens to carry on about their Hampstead hoax but quite another for a visitor. to announce their intentions of promoting that hoax- illegally- when they visit the UK.

      Christine Sands was deported for just screaming in the street. She cannot apply for a visa for 3 years but there is no guarantee she would get one. Why Rupert Q thinks he won’t get the same treatment is a mystery but these people live their lives via Youtube where they become King of The World.

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      • Government figures show that U.S citizens have the most refusals of entry to the UK at airports.

        That’s because they don’t need to get a visa before they travel if it’s a visit, and lots visit and a certain number get ‘bounced’ as they say………and despite the U.S. having restrictive immigration laws some U.S. citizens are clueless and think they can just come over to live and generally do whatever they like because isn’t the U.S. in the EU anyway? Merkins, some are as mad as a box of frogs, some Merkins may even wear merkins just for the fun of it.

        I have it on good authority that Border Force Immigration Officers love liars, and that liars never get caught out :p It isn’t even a crime.. whoops, yes it is.

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  12. I understand that Sabine and Belinda have been helping Angie find more recruits to the Qbert campaign. Its fantastic that they found like minded people (similar IQ)

    Here is a sneak preview of a few of the new recruits to their their selective and highly exclusive group



    I’m certain that they will lend credibility to their campaigns in a way that is deserved

    Its also nice to see that Angie has a new man in her life – from her holiday pics!!

    Angie’s new man bought himself a dream catcher

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    • But not better than your dad, eh?

      Anyway, defend yourself if one bothers you? Would that be with violence?

      Do you really think that the school cooks these babies in their tiny kitchen? Like many schools there is a central kitchen and a private company delivers the food? Babies cooked in the McDonald’s ovens, that McDonald’s don’t use? A secret room in the church, that doesn’t exist? A room through the back of a cupboard, Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe style? No drugs except cannabis found when the children’s hair was tested? Ella tried to blame the children’s father for the injuries, the unhealed ones, but they had been out of the UK for a month or more and away from every single person in the initial allegations. Her daughter is injured in the home videos, you can see it with your own eyes, if you are not a person who has eyes but can’t see. Count the injuries up and explain them away and tell yourself that when she said to the doctor, and then later to the police, that Abraham Christie did that to her, that she’s a liar. That is what you need to believe. Her bruised and swollen forehead, cut chin, grazed nose, all imaginary and she’s a liar. Or, that Abraham and Ella have lied, but why would they do that? They’ve never given an alternative explanation either, like she fell over playing in the garden etc.

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      • Although he’s not the brightest bulb on the tree, he’d have to be a lifelong short – bus rider to buy ANY of the bullshit claims associated with the ludicrous hoax . Rupert’s a self-admitted “attention whore ” who will hop on any bandwagon as long as it is equipped with a camera pointed at his face. And a free UK holiday ? Despite his BS about preferring Florida (lol) , who would pass THAT up?
        Like his idol Alex Jones, he’s a disingenuous hypocrite who will do/say literally ANYTHING to get noticed, whether he believes it it not…

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    • Rupert, see the screenshot. You stated clearly, categorically and unambiguously that you hit women. You also threatened Gabriella and a number of us downloaded the video in which you promise to come and kick down our doors. Soooo, either you do hit women or you talk bollocks when you’re high so can’t be trusted to speak the truth. Which is it, Chuckles?

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    • You do realize that everything you say simply confirms everyone’s awareness of your immaturity-twinned-with-insecurity, don’t you, Rupert? The last time I heard lines like ‘I’m better than you’ was on my child’s preschool playground. I believe it was part of a conversation between Batman and Superman, both of whom were three feet tall.
      Off you go to eat those carrots and peas…they’ll make you a big, strong boy! And isn’t it WAY past your bedtime? You’l be off your game during “show-and-tell” tomorrow morning if you don’t watch it!

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    • So glad you could join us Rupert.
      I hope you come to realise, before it is too late, that the Hampstead Hoax is a fantasy created by a rather nasty pervert and perpetuated by a group of people who seek to make money from it. You have announced your potentially violent intentions to break down doors on YouTube, you are likely to find yourself bounced back at immigration if you try to enter this country.

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