Well, she’s done it again, only this time her target is the Local Government Ombudsman.
[Please note: this post contains material about child abuse which some people may find upsetting.]
After one false start, Neelu reaches a nice young man named Scott, who doesn’t seem to bat an eyelash as he reads her complaint aloud—the usual bollocks about satanism and grievances and crimes committed by local councils dishonouring the people through crimes of child trafficking of children and secret societies and cannibals, and a commercial lien to cease trading, and so on and so forth for about five minutes straight.
And then he pauses, and says, “Er, okay, I read from the complaint—er…what kind of service actually are you complaining about?”
Bad move, Scott. Very bad move.
We’re quite certain that he didn’t expect Neelu’s answer.
Neelu: My niece died at five months old, she was raped in the mouth whilst in care of social services, and her organs were removed without consent or knowledge of the parents, she was tortured, with isolation drug overdoses and satanic deprivation of oxygen…in a satanic ritual.
Scott: Er…. (because really, what else can one say?)
Neelu: And then because I exposed her death as deliberate, as a pharmacist, I researched the medical file, produced the evidence of the mass conspiracy between the doctors, nurses, the trust, and Great Ormond Street Hospital to execute babies in hospitals for satanic rituals, my family’s been persecuted ever since then, with the council, Redbridge council, with false prosecutions, kidnaps, persecutions, and I just want them to stop terrorising my family and stop the crimes against babies and children”.
Scott: When did your niece pass away, please? (Quick! Make her stop!)
Neelu: On the 26th of October, 2000.
Scott: Right. Okay. So you’ve been part of this case since then, have you?
Neelu: Yeah, and the treatment that I’ve received from my local council has progressively got worse. Now I’ve been kidnapped in a conspiracy with Camden council and Barnet council, by police officers who participate in the crimes of cannibalising babies in the church, called Christ Church, by joint kidnaps of myself between Camden police and Ilford police on the 24th of April and the 30th of April. (Note: bit of a bail breach here, Neelu)
Scott: (takes deep breath) Okay. If you’ve been kidnapped, we can’t help with that unfortunately…are these councils in England?
Neelu: Yeah, it’s the London Borough of Redbridge that’s terrorising my family, they sent police officers to my home in a false prosecution against the parents of the baby regarding licensing…
Scott: (voice rising to a higher register) And when…when did that take place? (It’s okay, Scott, you can snicker. We won’t think less of you.)
Neelu: They started this false prosecution in 2010…against the parents of the baby, and then they persecuted…they sent the police to collect this fine, and there was a fraud and there was a treason that they committed because lodgers, that is landlords don’t need licences to hold lodgers, which is what they hired fraudulent barristers and solicitors to summons and do a magistrates prosecution of the parents of the baby, without law, they’re acting totally above the law, they’re criminals and they need to be shut down. (For heaven’s sake, Neelu, take a breath!)
Scott: Um, right. ‘Cause we can look at complaints within the last 12 months…outside 12 months we don’t have any jurisdiction…. (Interesting ploy: stall her with rules.)
Neelu: Right, so they kidnapped my sister, on the 25th of May, 2015, the London borough of Redbridge sent police officers to kidnap my sister and my brother-in-law in May last year.
Scott: (playing for time) So…Redbridge kidnapped your sister in May?
Neelu: The 24th was my brother-in-law and the 25th was my sister. They sent police officers to kidnap them and….
Scott: Um…where are they now?
Neelu: Well, they were released on payment, they extorted a £10,000 fine off my family that was not due to them under any laws, it’s extortion.
Scott: So what was the reason for the Borough of Redbridge taking your sister?
Neelu: Because they’re persecuting my family for exposing the crimes against babies in the social services, the social services are responsible for the death of my niece, for her being orally raped and overdosed at five months old, with semen in her mouth, a blister on her lip, and a bruise on her tongue.
Scott: Look, I’m really sorry to hear about what happened to your niece, but we can’t look at events going back to 2000, that’s 16 years ago, we don’t investigate complaints if they’re after 12 months. (The Force is strong in this one: he’s using the well-known Bureaucratic Regulatory defence.)
Neelu: Right, so what I’m saying to you is the parents are falsely kidnapped, under the authority of the London Borough of Redbridge on the 24th and 25th of May last year.
Scott: But why were they taken away? (Stay strong, Scott!)
Neelu: They were allegedly not having paid a fine that is outside of law, that’s not required by law, because Redbridge are making up their own laws.
Scott: What was the actual fine?
Neelu: It was a fine for having lodgers in their own home, for not having a licence which they don’t need, they don’t need a licence to have lodgers in their own home to pay their bills.
Scott: Err…have you made any official formal complaint in writing about this at all?
Neelu: Yes I did, in 2010, ’11, ’12, many times.
Scott: Right. As I mentioned, we can’t look at events going back to 2010. That would be outside our jurisdiction…so regarding the action the council took on your sister and her husband, have you made any official formal complaint in regard to those in the last 12 months?
Neelu: You have that complaint in front of you. You have that in it, the kidnappings and those dates.
Scott: (sighs, realising he’s back to square one) Erm…well I’m just trying to, um…let me just have a look.
Damn, and just when it was starting to look like he might have a chance against the Neelu steamroller.
Scott tries to explain to her that his office’s job is to assess her complaint and decide whether action can be taken. He doesn’t hold out much hope, but hey, you never know. Neelu comes back with her usual challenge: is Scott under oath to God?
He admits he’s not, and this triggers Neelu’s usual torrent of abuse: he’s a fraudulent civil servant, and all man-made acts are acts of fraud, and he’s trading for a pirate organisation for a pirate country and participating in cannibalism and child trafficking for purposes of snuff movies, etc., etc.
Round and round the mulberry bush they go, for over half an hour, with Neelu heaping on abuse and bullshit in approximately equal amounts, until Scott has finally had enough, tells her he’s terminating the call, and hangs up.
We have to hand it to Scott: his counterparts at the IPCC lasted less than half that time, and sounded considerably more irked by the end.
So Scott at the Local Government Ombudsman’s office, you are this month’s Sainthood Prize for bravery and patience in the face of Neelu’s marathon phone rants. We’ll mail you your ribbon!