As many of you know, the Hoaxtead pushers had been plugging away, trying to build some sort of public momentum in advance of a supposed court hearing this past Monday, 1st February.
The alleged purpose of the hearing varied from one Hoaxteader to the next, but all were in general agreement that this would be the Big One. The one they’d all been waiting for.
Charlotte Alton Ward stated that she’d heard from Angie, who’d apparently heard from a mysterious entity known only as ‘O’, that due to massive public pressure, the children would not be handed over to RD on 1st February. Bronwyn ‘Humpty’ Llewellyn alleged that Ella would be appealing the August court ruling in favour of RD. Abrella were curiously silent on the matter, but never mind—their acolytes were out there pitching for them.
Monday came and went without any particular fuss or fanfare, but we elected to be patient: perhaps the verdict would take time to filter down to the Hoaxtead rank and file. Tuesday passed; nothing. Wednesday…Thursday…finally our impatience got the better of us, and we sent a team member out on a little reccy mission.
“Comb the bushes!” we said. “Leave no stone unturned!”
What they discovered startled us. Here’s just a small sample:
Slight diversion here:
Ladies and gentlemen, we present the non sequitur of the year, or possibly the millennium:
Back to our regularly scheduled programming:
There you have it, then. It seems our prediction was 100% correct: the much vaunted 1st February hearing was a complete non-starter. Fascinating how all the Hoaxtead hawkers have just quietly changed the subject.