We’re often bemused by the degree of paranoia that Hoaxtead pushers seem to display: according to them, for example, this blog is run by some sort of top secret black-ops organisation…and/or by RD…and/or by ‘the Cult’…though why a post-punk/goth rock band would want to go to all this trouble is really beyond us.
Well, never mind.
The point is that those who promote Hoaxtead seem to share certain attributes. Paranoia, gullibility, and an overwhelming inability to grasp how the world works go hand in hand with this lot.
For example, our Paranoid Nutter of the Week, a Canadian fellow named Kane Slater, offers a fascinating glimpse into the mindset of the average Hoaxtead pusher.
It’s possible to have a virus that prevents access to all but one place, but that would be kind of silly. What would be the point?
Of course, it could just be that all the places Kane wants to access have been taken down because they’re shit sites that were breaking the law, and so he thinks someone’s blocking him.
Oh, wait, hang on, we think we might have found the problem:
Oh, but look: Kane is still out there fighting:
LOL! Believe us, if we had an IT department, and they could figure out some way to keep people like Kane from spreading their illegal lies, libel, and harassment, we’d have done it by now.
And if that were the case, why on earth would we confer amongst ourselves and decide not to allow him to visit his online head shop, while giving him free rein on Facebook, a site where by his own admission he’s been able to spread his hateful message for months now?
If we Hoaxtead-busters really were the all-powerful ‘elites’ that Kane and his friends think we are, would we really allow him to prance about Facebook spreading garbage like this?
In fact, if we were really that powerful, we’d have nipped this entire hoax in the bud, instead of struggling along for months, exposing and closing down videos, blogs, and Twitter pages piecemeal. Really, if we were GCHQ or MI5 or some bloody thing, don’t you think we’d be just a tad more efficient?
(By the way, for those keeping score: looks like Bobbie Reihe is another potential kidnapper. Just saying.)
Or perhaps we’d just have someone pay him a wee visit at home. As we understand it, that’s standard procedure for those black-ops types.