In our ‘We could not make this sh*t up’ department, we bring you this gem from Neelu:
Miss? Miss? We have some questions:
- Why 1,203 children? How did they decide on this, and not, say, an even 1,200?
- If there are 7,156 UXLA Reptilian Monsters, how did they make do with only 1,203 children? Did some of them have to go hungry? Or are they just very, very tiny?
- Where is Lord Ashtray when we so obviously need him?
Of course, Neelu’s good friend Barry Lyndon chimes in, noting that the nutter person who did the original video is a ‘gifted DNA reader’ (a what? is that like a dowser, only for DNA?) and that the ‘GALACTIC FEDERATION OF LIGHT…are working behind the scenes to help humanity fight the system of control by the KONTROLLERS=Illuminati/jesuits’.
Wait, the Illuminati are Jesuits now? We thought they were Satanic Masonic Sodomitic Babylonian Talmudic something-or-other.
Could someone please just settle on a definition, once and for all? We’re getting a headache. Now, where did we put that tinfoil?
he probably got a little device off Ebay like Neelu did but his reads DNA.
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Now, why didn’t we think of that? It’s so obvious.
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I wonder if Neelu saw my comment here about eating jelly babies and thinks I have been eating babies!?
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Oh, no doubt. She’s a very selective listener/reader.
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Wait – I can’t keep up. I thought the Illuminati were giant shape-shifting Jewish lizards from outer space. I’ve been conned!
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Nope. Jesuits. You heard it here first.
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For all their rants about blood-drinking and flesh-eating, only one person in the whole history of the Hampstead fiasco has ever admitted to drinking human blood. And that’s their very own Araya!
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I think you have to develop a taste for it.
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“The info sounds great”…..that being information about murdered children.
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According to my calculations that’s 0.168 of a child per alien.
At least they’re not greedy!
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If they’re going to be our overlords, I think we need to start finding the good in them. Their lack of greed seems as good a place to start as any.
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0.168 is “important” in geometry and ratios. Looks like somone knows that and is cooking their figures accordingly.
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Do Tory’s doctors know he’s escaped?
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I’m surprised that SKY news haven’t picked up on this scoop.
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You’d think it’d be right up their alley, wouldn’t you?
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Dear Sunday Sport
I am writing to inform you that some of your journalists have escaped.
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Lmao, perfect Sunday Sport fodder
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A London bus on the moon seems quite tame now..
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LMAO! Good thing I wasn’t drinking coffee when I read that, Capt. M.
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This Tory Smith chap has quite the little collection of videos. The Xmas Eve massacre is especially festive as we learn that Dick Cheney had ‘ordered’ 1200 children especially for Xmas day.
We also learn that Tory had been terribly worried that he’d been given weapons grade anthrax but, no, panic over…he was only injected with 12 shots of ‘deadly toxic poisons’ this caused him to have a hot flush. The remedy for this terrifying threat to his life…..having a wash.
Oh, and if your sacred light goes down to less than 51% then your doomed as you’ll be wiped off the face of the earth later this year. He describes accusing someone of an awful deed and then their sacred light fading when they disagreed with him. So they’re definitely screwed this year. Funny that.
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Move on over, HWMNBN! You’ve got competition!
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I’m surprised he’s so out there. With a name like Tory, I was expecting him to be more of a conservative type.
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I’m glad Tory warned us all of our impending doom. I’m sure his prediction will be as reliable as the giant solar flares that were going to wipe us out on New Year’s Eve, the end of the World which was definitely going to happen on 23rd September (during the Pope’s visit to America) and the atom bomb that was 100% unquestionably going to go off at the London Olympics. I’m scared.
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I’m particularly worried that Tory has revealed that the CIA are all agents from Mars.
Does Araya Soma know all this?. It puts a new perspective on her Flat Earth conspiracy which almost had me convinced.
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Thankfully, Neelu’s cleared everything up for us:
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Neelu is confusing the plot of the next Star War’s flick with real life. She does know that Emperor Palantine is imaginary yes?. Or is he?
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That reads like a VCR instruction manual, I never did figure out how to set the clock on the damn thing.
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Can someone please tell Neelu, that she doesn’t understand what she is messing with, opening portals, and calling mother……..on the clouds, is causing chaotic flooding, !!! She’s like the sorcerors apprentice, thinking she can exert such influence, who picked her for this role, Tyrannical lot arn’t they 🙂
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The 0.618 rang a bell with me. I have a book – not to hand and I forget the title – which explains how this number crops up in the geometry of the pyramid. The book was withdrawn just after publication. However, I did a google and found this which is interesting from a numerical and geometrical perspective and explains how the ratio crops up :
http://www.heamedia.com/Documents/Geometry/The_Giza_Pyramid_and_Root_numbers.html
Draw your own conclusions as to why the “number” was “chosen” to promote this drivel, I unfortunately can’t work it out but doubt it’s coincidence.
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i think it’s to do with the golden mean, sacred geometry which is amazing and not taught in school, tho i did find it on the disney cartoon, i read a fascinating book about pyramids, and the use of the word amen and that the cross was just a tool for measuring angles, and distance, it made alot of sense, but i am crap at quoting details…… there is alot of that mixed into the healing and alternative streams, and of course there are some money spinners, and alot that can’t keep their feet on the ground,
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Hang on a minute, how is aliens eating humans cannibalism?
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Oh, good point!
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i think those that believe, have various theories, and certain good types of alien live on, i can’t remember, all the where;s and why’s, but then i got shunned by a group of UFO believers, 20 years ago, for asking the wrong type of question…. anyway, the good one’s are gonna save us, the bad ones started it all, something like that….
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LOL, that’s what comes of asking the wrong sorts of questions, I guess. Ah, well…sometimes it’s good to be shunned by certain people.
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