Bronny’s gunning for her Pulitzer

Now that Abrella’s blog is dead, Bronwyn Llewellyn, Writing Advisor to the Terminally Confused, is out of a job. So it should come as no surprise to anyone that she’s begun parlaying her prodigious intellect into her own website, creating blog posts to amaze and fascinate.

For example, who could pass up a post with this enticing headline:

It’s not often we see a blog post that starts with a profanity about someone’s presumed sexual habits, and moves straight through demonic possession into a quote from The Bible for Little Readers. And for this, we should be profoundly thankful.

We do have questions abo0ut Bronny’s obsession with what she imagines to be RD’s private moments, but put it down to the fact that her online poop diary (warning, not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach) might have turned off more than a few suitors over the years.

But her clever word-play—”preach from the him-book of bollocks”, that was a real knee-slapper!—is enough to leave one’s jaw gaping in mute admiration of her writing skillz.

Now we’re getting into the Pulitzer nomination zone: “Come March after the court hearing: No little kiddies returning under his roof then. for him to continue to bugger! Awwww…. What a shame RD. Boo-h00-h00…” (all sic)

And that was one of the less sexualised (and better-written) bits.

Far be it from us to attempt a long-distance psychosexual diagnosis on Bronny, but we’d just like to point out that she does seems more than usually obsessed with every possible type of sex act, and the dirtiness thereof. We do suspect that Dr Freud would have had a thing or two to say about Bronny’s sex/shit issues, but perhaps the less said about that, the better.

As for that Pulitzer, though…we hope she’s not holding her breath, waiting for the committee to call.