So…if we’re making this out right, it turns out that Neelu Berry did actually show up at Blackfriars Court yesterday after all! And she brought her friends. And crystals. And an EMF detector that Penny Pull-the-Other-One Pullen bought for 50 quid.
Because what crystal-burying operation worth its salt goes out without its magical EMF detector, which bears a completely coincidental resemblance to the star ship Enterprise?
As you’ll see, Neelu wasn’t there to face charges. Au contraire, she was there to ‘sanitise the courts’. As one does.
Honestly, we could not make this shit up.