They say you learn something new every day, and we’re here to tell you: and how!
Bronwyn Llewellyn has been keeping up her relentless campaign of arse-lickery in a vain attempt to coax Abe into liking her again. Her strategy: comment frequently on his blog, and show him what a dedicated acolyte she really is.
And so we see her, posting here there and everywhere about how much she just f*cking hates Ricky! Hates him, we tell you!
Because for sure, if you show you hate the same kid the class bully hates, you’ll get to sit at the bully’s right hand during lunch break, and he might even let you carry his books home for him, right?
Well, Bronny lives in hope.
Here’s just a small sample.
Heh…she was mean to Ricky, she said ‘adrenochrome’ and ‘brain function’…Abe’s bound to notice her now!
But no accolades from Abe. Yet.
Maybe she should ramp it up a notch:
Look! She used Abe’s writing STYLE and EVERYTHING! And she said bad WORDS about RD!
Surely Abe will love her now.
Wait, hold the phone: did Bronwyn Llewellyn really say, “I’ve worked for some years in the Mental Health area, directly with people who suffer from some very extreme Mental Health issues”?
Seriously? Someone lets this woman near people who suffer from mental health problems? That can’t be right.
But a bit of poking around online shows that in fact, she’s not lying:
Apparently Bronny has, or had, a job as a support worker with Pathways Health Ltd., a company that describes itself as “New Zealand’s leading national provider of community-based mental health and wellness services”. According to their company website, they’re all about compassion, caring, and helping the mentally ill live well in the community.
We wonder, then, how this estimable company might feel about Bronny’s telling someone she’s diagnosed as ‘mentally ill’ that “it WAS so UNFAIR that your parents fucked you up the arse and nobody heard your cries either”. Let’s face it: would you want Bronny caring for your mentally ill loved one?
Somehow, we suspect Pathways Health might find her behaviour less than appropriate.
p.s. Many thanks to the kind commenter who reminded us of this post from the Hoaxtead Research vault, in which Bronny describes to us her fascination with guns and automatic weaponry, and her vigilante fantasy of coming to Hampstead to ‘blow away’ innocent victims of this hoax.