You’d think that Bronhilda Llewellyn, the Amazonian Kiwi, would have taken the hint: she has officially joined the ranks of such former Abe-allies as ‘Jacqui Farmer’/Charlotte Ward Alton, Belinda McKenzie, Sabine McNeill, Brian Gerrish, Bill Maloney….
Abe has slowly but surely painted himself and Ella into a very tight corner, as he’s systematically alienated everyone who’s ever supported them. You’d think that Bronny would have figured out by now that she’s on the Shit List.
But no, there she was last night, stomping around Abe’s blog in her mud-caked Size 12s, clucking at him about how it was time to clean up his blog:
Sadly, Abe wasn’t around to greet her. That task was left to one of our friends, who was remarkably courteous and welcoming, under the circumstances.
JoJo was soon joined by Emotional Poise:
Ouch! Nice shots, EP! Well played!
Undeterred, Bronny snorted, pawed at the ground a few times, and gave it another shot:
Quite so, EP. Abe can delete all the questions he wants, but that won’t stop us from asking them. And we’ll keep asking them, until we get answers. Good luck explaining this to Bronny, though. She’s a bit of a Stalinist herself when it comes to the comments thing.
At last, JoJo decided to break the hard truth to Bronny:
Sometimes one must be cruel to be kind. Better that Bronny should know that Abe thinks she’s a walking, talking sack of shit, than that she should keep hovering over his blog, hoping to be asked in, only to be rebuffed again and again.
Sorry, Bronny. We know you desperately wanted to be Abe’s Arse-Licker-in-Chief, but we have to tell you: it ain’t gonna happen.
Don’t feel too badly, though: at the rate he’s going, Abe will have alienated pretty much everyone on earth within the next few weeks. Even his old stalwarts, ToothlessGetRuthless and Code2222, are starting to be a little standoffish. So really, you’re far from alone.