Abe officially hates Bronny now.

We noted recently that Abraham Christie and Bronwyn Llewellyn are no longer besties.

Ah, for the good old days, two months ago when Bronny thought Abe and Ella were worth fighting for!

Who remembers this impassioned plea, on the blog that Bronny so thoughtfully set up for the Gruesome Twosome in Exile? Look at all that red and blue ink! Doesn’t that just scream, “I totally love these guys!!!”

And then….oh sob! it all started to come apart. First there was Bronny’s carping over Abe’s writing style—too verbose, too self-aggrandising, too this, too that…and then little Aby started suggesting that Bronny take her well-meaning suggestions and shove them where the sun don’t shine.

Now, though, he’s gone right over the wall. Bronny is now officially a No-Goodnik, a Masonic Talmudic Sodomite with chocolate sprinkles on top:

So…Abe is saying he didn’t like Bronny helping him with his little writing project? We don’t know, Abe; if we were you we might think twice about rejecting any help you can get.

(BTW, please excuse the really crappy margin justification. Apparently Ella designed their blog, and no one told her the text isn’t supposed to go flush left with no gap. Oh, whoops, there we go again, offering our opinion where it’s not needed!)

(Gee, maybe we really are Bronny!)

(Just kidding. We’ve checked, and we’re not.)

Here’s another slap in Bronny’s well-padded chops:

Ow, zing!! And yet another:

Abe’s imagination goes to some very, very bizarre places. Places it’s probably best not to try to follow.

Suffice to say, though, that he’s no longer willing to play in Bronny’s back garden, and he’s asked for the ring back. We’re certain she must be heartbroken.