We’re not sure how we missed this, but apparently a fleet of spaceships (or possibly one single very large one) arrived the other day over Neelu’s house, for the express purpose of thanking her and her team of Crystal Buriers for their hard work.
Look, she even has video evidence! (Of course she has…)
Mother Sekhment displays her ship above Ilford in Essex, to honour the work of the crystal team a day earlier – it will normally take 4 weeks to take full effect – but with Mother Sekhmet, acting as a heart connection for all, it could be instant – beaming to the grey cloud and beaming the remedies out from the universe….
Turns out that Neelu’s not just a space cadet, she’s Starfleet Command.
Seriously, though: at what point should her family be expected to step in and get her some help?
We realise she can’t be sectioned just for being a nutcase (because sectioning requires that she pose an immediate threat to herself or others, and that doesn’t include driving other people around the bend), but Neelu is not a well woman.
If her wackiness were confined to thinking that the sun shining from behind a bank of clouds was Mother Whatsis coming to pat her on the head and tell what a good crystal burier she is, that’d be one thing. Strange, but ultimately harmless. But Neelu’s brand of crazy includes harassing innocent people, spreading libellous statements, and wasting police and court time with spurious complaints.
Short of praying that her friends from space will decide to beam her up, is there anything to be done for her?