Since Abe (and possibly Ella, though no one’s seen hide nor hair of her recently) started their sad excuse for a blog last month, they’ve addressed many issues of acute and pressing importance to them: hemp, blood-soaked horror movies, hemp, cannabis, more hemp, sodomy, sodomites, Masonic sodomites, Masodomites, hemp, and dead babies. With hemp on the side.
Until yesterday, though, they utterly failed to address Ella’s children.
However, yesterday they made up for this glaring oversight by posting this adorable picture:
Is that the same Moroccan desert in which Abe threatened to bury the little girl, that time he told her he was going to leave her there to die? We’re sure that has so many happy associations for both children.
As for these meagre, if prettily arranged, portions of fruit—just the thing for a hungry child, don’t you think? That and a couple of vegan jellybeans should keep their little tummies from grumbling for a day or two.
Wait, didn’t we hear that Abe and Ella used to beat the children when they’d complain of being hungry? In fact, one of the reasons Social Services became involved with the family was that the kids’ teachers noticed that they were scrounging in bins for scraps, as they weren’t being fed properly.
But clearly, this photo shows that Ella and Abe are keen to turn over a new leaf. Why, just look at the artful placement of the hemp leaves on the plates!
We suppose it’s nice to know that some things never change.