Q. How can you tell when you’ve hit a nerve with a Hoaxteader (or in this case, the Hoaxteader-in-Chief)?
A. He starts issuing death threats. Oh, and calling you a Sodomite (Babylonian or Masonic, take your pick).
Our email in-box has been flooded the last couple of days, as would-be commenters on Abe and Ella’s blog send us screen-grabs of their about-to-be-deleted comments…none of them death-worthy in our estimation, but then we’re not Abe. For which we profoundly thank whoever is in charge of that sort of thing.
We’ve been frantically cutting and arranging them in some sort of order, for your reading pleasure, and where possible, we’ve added numbers to help you follow the thread of conversation. If you can call it a conversation, when some coward with a delete button keeps removing it, but that’s a Hoaxteader for you.
Here we see Abe/Nemesis expounding on his loopy and completely unscientific theory that hemp juice can be used as a ‘blood transfusion liquid’ (#1). JoJo has the utter temerity to contradict him (#5).
Whoops! Bad move, JoJo!Is it just us, or does this seem like an over-the-top reaction to someone taking issue with your made-up science-y stuff? Looks like Abe really hates it when people contradict him.
But is JoJo bovvered? She is not. Besides, ‘Abe threatens people’ and ‘Soosie’ have her back.
A new challenger takes him up on it:
Apparently Mafdet is also the goddess of spelling and grammar, and she’s got Abe in her sights. Meanwhile, ATP asks about another uncomfortable subject:
By press time early this morning (yes, we have a press time, don’t laugh), Abe had either ceded the field or passed out from the exertion of jamming his finger into that delete button. Here’s how things looked last time we checked:
Of course, if you go to look this morning you’ll discover that it’s all been wiped clean again…because the last thing Abe wants is inconvenient questions.