Avoiding speeding fines, the Neelu Way!

We’ve all been there: you’re driving down the highway, perhaps singing to your favourite song, and your foot starts to rest a little too heavily on the accelerator. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a £100 speeding fine. Advertisements

Neelu Watch: Stand down, court date postponed

Sources close to the case have informed us that due to some difficulties in transferring documents from one court to another, Neelu’s court date yesterday was indeed postponed for a week. When we find out more details of the actual date, we’ll let you know. While we’re quite sure she won’t thank any of you…

Abe’s pesky child porn problem: No one knows nuffin’

Thanks to Agent V for passing along this gem: So….does anyone at all know what kind of porn Abe was storing on his ‘lost’ mobile phone? Pookster78, if you ever find out, drop us a line, would you? And Ponpon…er, ‘oneperfectoutfit’, if you don’t know anything, why are you still out there hawking the Hoaxtead…