Nothing we like better here at Hoaxtead Research than a good fight…especially when it’s between two rabid, not to say hysterical, Hoaxtead hawkers.
Ladies and gennulmen, in Ring 2, it’s Bronhilda the Belligerent Kiwi, taking on Charlotte ‘I am not a paedo’ Alton Ward!
Looks like Charlotte got her first punch in early:
But wait, what’s this? Bronhilda is back with her infamous left uppercut to the jaw!
BronhildaNZ is going on the offensive, ladies and gents, telling Charlotte to ‘do her research’—a low blow to Charlotte, who of course prides herself on her ‘research’ (just ask Dr. David Voas! They did a lot of ‘research’ together!)…
OWW! A hard swing from the right, and she’s clipped Charlotte upside the head! This is starting to look like an uneven match, ladies and gents! Charlotte is reeling, she looks a bit dazed…probably all that multicoloured ink is getting to her…
Bronny is going hard on the ‘research’ angle…it seems she knows Charlotte’s weak side, and she’s hammering it for all she’s worth. And now, the sucker punch! ‘They locked you out long ago!’ Ooh, that’s a sly one, Bronny.
Bronny is coming in for the kill…
BronhildaNZ is parading around the ring, clenching her fists over her head, while Charlotte has retreated to her corner of the ring, where Jacco is holding an ice pack to her damaged ego.
Stay tuned for Round 2!