It never ceases to amaze how Abe seems to be able to find people to do his bidding.
First it was Ella, who gave him free access to abuse her young children and turn them into living, breathing sock puppets, reciting his deranged stories on video. (Of course as soon as they were safely away from him, they blurted out the truth, which made them less useful than he’d hoped.)
Next came Belinda, who saw Abe’s stories as a way to plug her “satanic paedophilic abuse cults” meme, and mobilised her army of fruitcakes, including….
…Sabine, who took those videos and turned them into troofer gold by cleverly “accidentally” releasing them to various bloggers who are known for their tact, discretion, and absolute trustworthiness.
And once Sabine had become a liability, Abe found that “Jacqui Farmer”, AKA Charlotte Ward, was ready, willing, and able to become his online talking head, spewing his vitriol over anyone who’d ever angered him in Hampstead.
Of course, Charlotte soon grew too big for her britches, and started to think she could release any info’ she wanted, any time she wanted…plus, we here at Hoaxtead Research were able to ferret out her real, not-so-cleverly-hidden Sooper Seekrit Identity, so Abe had to resort to the ultra-loony Code 2222 to be his new boot-boy.
Oh, except then one of Belinda’s buddies took some nice long videos of Cody outside the Royal Courts of Justice, and people began to recognise him. As tips poured in to the police, Abe looked around for his next mouthpiece and found…
Okay, she’s a certifiable wackadoo (that’s an official diagnosis, btw) who bears an uncanny resemblance to Humpty Dumpty, and she’s given to fits of rage that render her virtually incomprehensible. Oh, and no one really listens to her, or if they do, it’s for the amusement value and not because they actually plan to do anything she
suggests demands commands, but at this point, beggars can’t be choosers, eh, Abe?
Anyhoo. Bronny has been helping Abe (and Ella, but she’s become virtually invisible, since Abe has taken over all her social media channels…one wonders how many times Ella has “fallen down the stairs” or “walked into a door” recently) set up his brand spanking new campaign to get Ella’s kids back into his clutches.
Using her ever-so-clever internet skillz, Bronny is blogging on Abe’s behalf, loudly berating the foot-draggers (and there appear to be many), and trying to rope people into helping out. She’s put a call out for “Creative WRITERS. Every LANGUAGE. Tight Copy for POSTERS and FLIERS” and “POSTER Makers – GRAPHIC Artists. Every LANGUAGE, for POSTERS and FLIERS“. Oh, and she’s trying to get people to write to MPs, march in the streets, you know, the usual palaver.
So who’s up for a volunteer gig, working for Abe and Bronny for the next 20 weeks?
I’m sure they’d be kind, respectful employers, who’d appreciate your hard work and talent, and they wouldn’t throw you under the bus until they’d wrung every speck of your creative juices out of you.