“Father *** is a Deacon at the Diocese of ***. The website says that he can be contacted there so I thought it would be more professional to copy in the Diocese – so he gets the chance to clear his name in full. After all, he could just nip into the toilet with a colleague and prove that he did not have any piercings or tattoos. Probably everybody has an iPhone – even priests. That would settle the matter for good! Surely that would be the Christian thing to do! Look at all those lovely choirboys!”
~ Jacqui Farmer, Hampstead Reacharse
I wonder what the odds are of said priests and choirboys agreeing to upload photos of their private parts for Jacqui’s perverse pleasure. About the same as Elvis crash-landing a flying saucer onto the Loch Ness Monster in the middle of a Brigadooon car prk, methinks. Or, let’s face it, about the same as the odds on Jacqui – or any other rabid Hoaxteader – actually stopping harassing these poor innocent people even if they did upload such pornographic “proof”. Or about the same odds as Jacqui still having the right to call herself a “Christian” after all the evil she has carried out. Ho hum.